Now this is a big giant bunch of WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT DAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!

 

He's nine. She's 62. That makes the age difference 53 YEARS. 

 

Not to mention... HE'S NINE. 

 

Isn't that ILLEGAL in most civilized parts of the world??! 

 

RENEW VOWS??! What, he got married at THREE and then cheated with little Zoey when they held hands at PRESCHOOL while singing the song that goes, "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR FIVE... I CAUGHT A FISH ALIVE??!" 

 

Wow.