HAPPY 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND! ALMOST. NEED SOME LAST MINUTE PATRIOTIC THINGS? I FOUND THIS ON EBAY.

 

To properly celebrate the Fourth of July, you need a grill, fireworks, and … you need to roll out a bunch of ridiculously patriotic junk.

Luckily, there’s a lot of this junk on eBay, including:

 

  • An American Flag Truck Wrap
  • A Patriot Barbie Doll
  • A Yankee Doodle Dandy Dancing Hamster
  • An Adult Bald Eagle Costume
  • A 1956 Chevy Sofa

That’s right. You can buy a sofa that looks like the back end of a ‘56 Chevy, decorated with an American flag … with actual working taillights

 

YOU GUYS BE SAFE! REMEMBER, MOST HOSPITAL TRIPS THIS WEEKEND BEGIN WITH THE PHRASE " WATCH THIS, HOLD MY BEER..."