HAPPY 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND! ALMOST. NEED SOME LAST MINUTE PATRIOTIC THINGS? I FOUND THIS ON EBAY.
To properly celebrate the Fourth of July, you need a grill, fireworks, and … you need to roll out a bunch of ridiculously patriotic junk.
Luckily, there’s a lot of this junk on eBay, including:
- An American Flag Truck Wrap
- A Patriot Barbie Doll
- A Yankee Doodle Dandy Dancing Hamster
- An Adult Bald Eagle Costume
- A 1956 Chevy Sofa
That’s right. You can buy a sofa that looks like the back end of a ‘56 Chevy, decorated with an American flag … with actual working taillights
YOU GUYS BE SAFE! REMEMBER, MOST HOSPITAL TRIPS THIS WEEKEND BEGIN WITH THE PHRASE " WATCH THIS, HOLD MY BEER..."